I am half Pacific Islander.
Thanks to my incredible parents' foresight, they brought me into this universe. My mom was born in a very very remote part of the Pacific Ocean named Micronesia. Have you ever seen Zoolander? We got a MENTION! Granted, Hansel confused calling the Prime Minister of Malaysia, the Prime Minister of Micronesia. But HEY! MICRONESIA was mentioned in an international hit comedy film. Thanks for the mention Hansel. #heissohotrightnow Ngaley! =)